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by Eric Thornett
as portrayed by Debbie Rochon and Joe Bob Briggs
'Twas the night after a convention
and all through the lobby
not an object was left
of video or hobby
It was lonely for Joe Bob Briggs
and Debbie Rochon, it seems.
Because now they were left alone
with broken hearts, and dreams
The two of them were grumbling
because they wanted to make more money
"I wanted some more cake," said Joe Bob
"Plus I miss the honeys."
But then came a sound
of a familiar crinkle.
They perked up like a cat disembowling a mouse
and their eyes began to twinkle!
For here came a straggler
with a one dollar bill
It's not time to pack up!
There's more stuff to shill!
They hawked their books and videos!
And papers with their signatures!
Photos of them in bikinis (not Joe Bob)
Smabdabblers and Kaflingers!
(NASA enhanced image)
But the man left empty handed
(except for his single buck).
He decided to buy a Pepsi.
Snarled Debbie, "that cheap idiot."
Then the ghost of a He-Man doll
appeared out of thin air.
"Conventions aren't about money!" he said
"You should be happy to be here!"
"You have your friends and your health
and lots of fans came to see you!
Appreciate your good fortune!
You know this is true!"
Then in a puff of talcum powder,
Joe Bob and Debbie thought about it
and then they were cheered!
"That Barbie was right!" said Debbie
"We've got everything we need!"
"I agree!" said Joe Bob.
"There's no point in greed!"
And with that lesson learned,
they became better people.
Merry Christmas to all,
And a Happy Halloween too!