This article was is from the Super Sexy 10th Anniversary issue of Femme Fatales, which is why they wanted to spice it up with...me! The article was about Jasi Lanier and the Karate International Action Film Camp in Florida that she attended. The huge picture they ran, shown above, is from Fifth City, where we have a fight scene. Unfortunately, the movie was not identified, and neither was I.

Also, apparently in the original article they did make mention of the film, but yet unfortunately again, they cut it. But this is what I imagine it said:

INTERVIEWER- So how was Eric Thornett?

JASI- He's the most brilliant man who ever walked the Earth, and I think he's so great, I'd like to shoot him and hang him on my wall, where I can look at him every day. Actually, I'd just like to shoot him.

In the same issue was this article by Debbie Rochon, where she talks about the insane schedule of films she shot over about a seven month period...the count is 13. That makes everyone else look like a potato chip eating lazy slob swimming in their own filth!

Unfortunately again, Piranha Pictures got cut out of the article. I know that in the original, Debbie wrote about us. I haven't seen the original version, but this is what I imagine it said:

"And then I worked on Shockheaded, and Eric was easily the greatest director I've ever worked for. This movie will be so good that when you watch it your eyeballs will pop out, grow little legs, and try to find Eric so they can kiss him on the cheek."